Tum jaise neta randiyon se bhi bhattar hote hai ... woh bhi itni jaldi apne dalle nahi badalti ... jitni jaldi tum log apni party badal lete ho

Politicians like you are worse than prostitutes ... they also don't change their pimps so frequently ... as frequently as you people change your party

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

I have so many political hands behind me ... that you don't even have that many hairs on your head

Rajneeti bolo toh ek second ... socho toh ek minute ... seekh lo toh kuch din ... lekin rajneeti samajhne ke liye poori zindagi nikal jaati hai

You can talk about politics in one second ... you can think about it in one minute ... you can learn about it in a few days ... but it'll take you your entire life to understand politics

Yeh Delhi bas mooh hai is liye batar-batar karti rehti hai ... yeh karna hai, yeh hona chahiye, hum mein dikhana hai ... bas dil ko tasalli dene ke liye achcha lafz hai Delhi

Delhi has a mouth and hence it keeps on talking ... we have to do this, this should be done, we have to show that ... Delhi is simply a good word to make your heart feel satisfied

Sarkar badalte hi netao ko afsaro ka tabaadla karne ki purani bimari hai

Whenever the government changes it is an old habit of the politicians to transfer the officers

Izzat se jeene ka, kisi se darne ka nahi ... na police se, na MLA se, na mantri se, na bhadwon se, kisi ke baap se nahi darne ka

Live with respect and don't fear anyone ... not the police, not the Member of the Legislative Assembly (MLA), not the minister, not the pimps, absolutely don't fear anyone

Is duniya mein kisi bhi cheez ko haasil karne ke liye teen tarike ki power chahiye ... money power, political power, muscle power

To acquire anything in this world you need 3 types of power ... money power, political power, muscle power

Tere pass power hai, paisa hai, politicians hai ... lekin mere pass public hai

You have power, money, politicians ... but I have people

Rajneeti ki bhains ke liye daulat ki lathi ki zaroorat hoti hai

For the buffalo of politics you need a nightstick of money

Politics ka business aur business ki politics ... dono ajeeb hai ... kab palat jaye pata hi nahi chalta

The business of politics and the politics of business ... are both strange ... you don't even come to know when they change

Aaj rajneeti mein sabko insecurity hai ... is liye sabko security hai

Today in politics everyone is insecure ... that's why everyone has security

Yeh kursi bhi bewafaa mehbooba ki tarah hai ... aaj iski toh kal uski

This chair is also like an unfaithful girlfriend ... today its his, tomorrow someone elses

Usse zyada dangerous aadmi poore underworld mein toh kya ... politics mein bhi nahi hai

There is no man more dangerous than him in underworld ... and neither in politics

Aaj raajneeti woh vaishya hai jiski kamai bazar ke sab log khana chahte hai ... aur neta ki kursi kutton ke beech padi hui haddi ki tarah hai ... ab is desh ka vatavaran do hi sooraton mein badla ja sakta hai ... ya toh sare netaon ko bhrashtachar ki kanooni azaadi di jaye, ya kisi bhi bhrasht neta ko zinda na chhoda jaye

Today politics is a prostitute whose income everyone in the market wants to eat ... and the chair of a politician is like a bone in the middle of dogs ... now the atmosphere of this country can only be changed under two conditions ... either give all the politicians the freedom of corruption or else don't leave any corrupt politician alive

Desh ka sara neta log develop ho gayela hai ... lekin apna desh abhi bhi developing country

All the politicians of our country have developed ... but our country is still a developing country

Bina kursi ke neta ... bina superhit ke abhineta ... aur bina chamber ke vakeel ki koi izzat nahi hai guru

A politician without a seat ... an actor without a superhit ... and a lawyer without a chamber, don't get any respect

Politics mein har kaam prem aur shanti se kiya jaata hai

In politics all work is done with love and peace

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Politicians and diapers should always be changed ... or else it'll spread filthiness

Sirf siddhant ke bal par raajneeti nahi chalti ... iske liye stithi ko samajhna zaroori hai, samay ki chaal ko pehchanna zaroori hai

Politics can't run only on the power of principles ... that's why it's important to understand the situation, it's important to recognize the game of time

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

When 10 assholes die then one dog is born ... when 100 dogs die then one pig is born ... when 1000 pigs die then one pimp is born ... and when 100,000 pimps die then one dirty politician like you is born