Kuch baatein aaisi hoti hai joh kahi nahi jaati ... sirf samjhi jaati hai

Meri zindagi ka matlab hi uski barbadi hai

Driver ... gaadi roko!

Agar tum paanch lakh leker puraney killey pe nahin aiye, to main tumhari maa ko goli se udaa doongaa

Bol bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai

Tumhe charo taraf se gher liya gaya hai apne aap ko police ke hawale kar do

Kabhi kabhi joh hum soochte hai woh hota nahi hai ... aur joh hota hai woh hum soochte nahi hai

Dil ki awaaz kabhi galat nahi hoti

Is duniya ke khel bahut niraale hai

Sari khudai ek taraf, joru ki bhai ek taraf

Kismat kharab ho toh untt pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutta kaat leta hai

Kehne aur karne mein bada fark hota hai

Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hain

Door ho ja meri nazron se

Abe chapadganju!

Todna bahut aasaan hota hai ... jodna bahut mushkil

Ek Hindustani naari ki liye uska pati hi uska bhagwan hota hai

Mauka mila nahi karta ... mauka dhoonda jaata hai

Teri maut meri mutthi mein qaid hai

Baat cheet se bade bade masle hal hote hai