Rajneeti mein goonge aur behre bankar raho ... toh raj karoge
Sachai ki chaadar hamesha choti padh jaati hai ... sar dhako toh pair khul jaate hai aur pair dhako toh sar nanga
Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath
Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga
Mere baap ne mera naam Premanand is liye rakha hai ... ki main hamesha prem aur anand mein rehta hoon ... lekin jab koi hamara nuksaan karta hai toh hamara kroadh prem par haavi ho jaata hai ... aur hum dushmano ke liye Kroadhanand ban jaate hai
Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai
Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler
Tum aur hum kachre ke dher se uthne waali woh badbu hai ... jisko zamane ki naak kabhi seh nahi sakti ... aur kachra chahe kitna bhi saaf ho jaye usse badbu hi uthti hai
Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon
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