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# 1
Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge
I will shoot so many bullets in his ass ... that his kids will be born of brass
# 2
Agar nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga ... tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra
If you don't cut, then I will cut in such a place ... that you will be confused whether to wear a pant or a skirt
# 3
Joh bistar pe zabaan dete hai ... woh aksar badal jaate hai
People who promise on a bed ... they usually change
# 4
Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki
Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll
# 5
Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai
No matter if our income is high or not ... our outcome is world class
# 6
Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye
The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse
# 7
Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili
If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either
# 8
Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai
It is the most fun when you are doing it for the first time
# 9
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega
When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun
# 10
Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai
No motherfucker can press a button and decide for me ... that when I should die
# 11
Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night
# 12
Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi
You can ask any girl from this village about my manhood ... you'll get a good report
# 13
Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?
From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?
# 14
Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka
You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it
# 15
Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai
Nowadays love has become like a maid ... she comes, rings the bell, does her work and goes away
# 16
Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai
How much hot you are ... that much soft your bed is
# 17
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells
# 18
Chutiyam sulphate!
Bloody idiot!
# 19
Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage
Girls are of two types ... high voltage and low voltage
# 20
Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai
An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value
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