You should never stop a person who is dying ... don't kill when an enemy commits a mistake ... and never touch a friend's girlfriend

Promotion on cheating and suspension on honesty?

I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

It doesn't matter if a person is big or small ... it's just that his story must be big

You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

Money changes the style of a person

There is no bigger enemy than a friend

If you say the truth, I will hit you once ... and if you lie then I will hit you 41 times

Gandhi said not to do any violence ... did anyone listen? ... had he said that with a gun, bloody everyone would have listened

A business runs with a mind, not with a bullet ... and my mind is very bad since childhood

Life is like the game of snakes and ladders ... it's fun if you climb a ladder, and it's death if a snake bites you

Put this crazy guy in a gun and press the trigger ... he will come out as a cartridge and will kill everyone

Don't fight with a person without a reason ... and if he doesn't listen ... then you should not leave him either

When does he come, when does he go ... no one asks that, no one knows that

If you were just a little bit less beautiful ... then to you would have been very beautiful

You now have only 2 options ... either rot in jail ... or go to God's house

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Make the wound as your strength ... not your weakness

You could have broken my hand, you could have broken my leg ... but you shouldn't have broken my heart

People spend half their life in thinking what have they come on this earth to do ... and half in doing the work that they don't want to do