You are our pillar, and our change from the lost and found memory ... you are our Johnny, and you are our Lever

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness

Bloody naughty swine ... you are the product of a cheap market

If you have college then I have knowledge

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes in the basement

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

I will fire so many bullets on you, so many bullets ... that even your soul will get confused where to leave from

I will not drop my dignity ... to pickup this luggage

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka