Filmy Quotes
Bollywood Dialogues Hollywood Ishtyle
Like us on Facebook    Follow us on Twitter    RSS Feeds     Add A Dialogue
Menu
Filmy Quotes
Search

Home > Categories >

Comedy Dialogues


Comedy
Comedy Dialogues
(Page 1 of 106)
Play Video
2233
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
English Translation
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
Hit791      Flop145
Box Office Count: 646
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
Play Video
3294
Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon
English Translation
I don't drink to die ... I die to drink
Hit799      Flop175
Box Office Count: 624
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
Play Video
3203
Akshay Kumar in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai
English Translation
A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven
Hit754      Flop194
Box Office Count: 560
Date Added: Jul 05, 2013
181
Salman Khan in Wanted
Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
English Translation
If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you
Hit654      Flop141
Box Office Count: 513
Date Added: Nov 22, 2011
Play Video
266
Emraan Hashmi in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
English Translation
Difficulty is that, I still haven't properly become worst ... and you have already started to improve me
Hit493      Flop75
Box Office Count: 418
Date Added: Nov 25, 2011
Play Video
2234
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
English Translation
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
Hit387      Flop83
Box Office Count: 304
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
Play Video
2237
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
English Translation
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
Hit340      Flop50
Box Office Count: 290
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
Play Video
2235
Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
English Translation
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
Hit317      Flop46
Box Office Count: 271
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
Play Video
3697
Ranbir Kapoor in Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
English Translation
Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 ... and then wait for death ... who wants to live such a boring life
Hit293      Flop47
Box Office Count: 246
Date Added: Sep 01, 2013
Play Video
1191
Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
English Translation
The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication
Hit309      Flop64
Box Office Count: 245
Date Added: Jun 16, 2012
3287
Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
English Translation
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
Hit317      Flop76
Box Office Count: 241
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
Play Video
173
Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
English Translation
Movie is still not over my friend
Hit269      Flop31
Box Office Count: 238
Date Added: Nov 21, 2011
Play Video
2381
Salman Khan in Dabangg 2
Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
English Translation
Won't you welcome me?
Hit283      Flop51
Box Office Count: 232
Date Added: Mar 28, 2013
Play Video
923
Sanjay Dutt in Vaastav
Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola
English Translation
It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas
Hit235      Flop62
Box Office Count: 173
Date Added: Apr 01, 2012
Play Video
184
Salman Khan in Wanted
Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?
English Translation
You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?
Hit196      Flop27
Box Office Count: 169
Date Added: Nov 22, 2011
Play Video
3199
Imran Khan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon
English Translation
Our friendship is like tire and tube ... your air goes away and I stop down
Hit201      Flop35
Box Office Count: 166
Date Added: Jul 05, 2013
Play Video
3283
Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta
English Translation
I don't talk like this to girls of that kind
Hit204      Flop42
Box Office Count: 162
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
Play Video
1600
Akshay Kumar in Khiladi 786
Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar
English Translation
In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh
Hit182      Flop25
Box Office Count: 157
Date Added: Dec 03, 2012
3291
Mahesh Thakur in Aashiqui 2
Star toh wohi ban sakta hai ... jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar ... dil kahe seeti maar
English Translation
Only he can become a star ... who voice when you hear, whose song when you hear ... your heart says to whistle
Hit179      Flop26
Box Office Count: 153
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
Play Video
1636
Akshay Kumar in Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo
Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko
English Translation
Donít look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow
Hit173      Flop24
Box Office Count: 149
Date Added: Dec 17, 2012


Copyright © 2014 FilmyQuotes.com      Protected by Copyscape Duplicate Content Check Back To Top