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Salman Khan in Wanted
Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
English Translation
If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you
Hit1624      Flop369
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Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon
English Translation
I don't drink to die ... I die to drink
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Akshay Kumar in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai
English Translation
A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
English Translation
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
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Emraan Hashmi in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
English Translation
Difficulty is that, I still haven't properly become worst ... and you have already started to improve me
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Salman Khan in Dabangg 2
Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
English Translation
Won't you welcome me?
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Ranbir Kapoor in Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
English Translation
Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 ... and then wait for death ... who wants to live such a boring life
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Hit736      Flop136
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Varun Dhawan in Main Tera Hero
Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
English Translation
Don't I look someone who is of the type of a sweet, innocent saint ... but I'm actually someone who is of the type of a big rascal
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Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
English Translation
Movie is still not over my friend
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Shahrukh Khan in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein ... hoti rehti hai
English Translation
In big big countries such small small things ... keep happening
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
English Translation
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
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Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
English Translation
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
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Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
English Translation
The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication
Hit541      Flop126
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Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
English Translation
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
English Translation
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
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Govinda in Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai?
English Translation
Do you think you are a royal king and we are salves ... how much are you making us dance?
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Salman Khan in Dabangg
Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se
English Translation
I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart
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Imran Khan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai
English Translation
When a girl cries there are many reasons ... but when a guy cries ... then the reason is always a girl
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Akshay Kumar in Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Sathiyo
Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko
English Translation
Donít look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow
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Madhavan in 3 Idiots
Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
English Translation
It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first
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