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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
English Translation
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
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3294
Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon
English Translation
I don't drink to die ... I die to drink
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Akshay Kumar in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai
English Translation
A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven
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Salman Khan in Wanted
Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
English Translation
If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you
Hit776      Flop158
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Emraan Hashmi in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
English Translation
Difficulty is that, I still haven't properly become worst ... and you have already started to improve me
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2234
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
English Translation
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
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Ranbir Kapoor in Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
English Translation
Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 ... and then wait for death ... who wants to live such a boring life
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Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
English Translation
Movie is still not over my friend
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
English Translation
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
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2235
Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
English Translation
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
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Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
English Translation
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
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Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
English Translation
The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication
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Hit357      Flop73
2381
Salman Khan in Dabangg 2
Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
English Translation
Won't you welcome me?
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Hit346      Flop72
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Shahrukh Khan in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein ... hoti rehti hai
English Translation
In big big countries such small small things ... keep happening
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Sanjay Dutt in Vaastav
Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola
English Translation
It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas
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Salman Khan in Wanted
Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?
English Translation
You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?
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Imran Khan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon
English Translation
Our friendship is like tire and tube ... your air goes away and I stop down
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Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta
English Translation
I don't talk like this to girls of that kind
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Akshay Kumar in Khiladi 786
Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar
English Translation
In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh
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Hit204      Flop27
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Akshay Kumar in Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo
Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko
English Translation
Donít look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow
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Hit204      Flop32
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