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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
English Translation
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
Hit724      Flop134
Box Office Count: 590
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
3294
Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon
English Translation
I don't drink to die ... I die to drink
Hit715      Flop158
Box Office Count: 557
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
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Akshay Kumar in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai
English Translation
A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven
Hit701      Flop177
Box Office Count: 524
Date Added: Jul 05, 2013
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Salman Khan in Wanted
Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
English Translation
If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you
Hit510      Flop120
Box Office Count: 390
Date Added: Nov 22, 2011
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Emraan Hashmi in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
English Translation
Difficulty is that, I still haven't properly become worst ... and you have already started to improve me
Hit407      Flop61
Box Office Count: 346
Date Added: Nov 25, 2011
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
English Translation
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
Hit371      Flop71
Box Office Count: 300
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
English Translation
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
Hit323      Flop42
Box Office Count: 281
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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Ranbir Kapoor in Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?
English Translation
In life there must be a little bit of minced mutton with bread, chicken drumsticks and hakka noodles, right?
Hit322      Flop57
Box Office Count: 265
Date Added: Mar 25, 2013
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Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
English Translation
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
Hit298      Flop40
Box Office Count: 258
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
English Translation
The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication
Hit286      Flop55
Box Office Count: 231
Date Added: Jun 16, 2012
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Ranbir Kapoor in Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
English Translation
Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 ... and then wait for death ... who wants to live such a boring life
Hit259      Flop34
Box Office Count: 225
Date Added: Sep 01, 2013
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Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
English Translation
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
Hit287      Flop71
Box Office Count: 216
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
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Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
English Translation
Movie is still not over my friend
Hit219      Flop24
Box Office Count: 195
Date Added: Nov 21, 2011
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Salman Khan in Dabangg 2
Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
English Translation
Won't you welcome me?
Hit236      Flop44
Box Office Count: 192
Date Added: Mar 28, 2013
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Imran Khan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon
English Translation
Our friendship is like tire and tube ... your air goes away and I stop down
Hit182      Flop31
Box Office Count: 151
Date Added: Jul 05, 2013
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Aditya Roy Kapur in Aashiqui 2
Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta
English Translation
I don't talk like this to girls of that kind
Hit186      Flop38
Box Office Count: 148
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013
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Akshay Kumar in Khiladi 786
Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar
English Translation
In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh
Hit167      Flop21
Box Office Count: 146
Date Added: Dec 03, 2012
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Sanjay Dutt in Vaastav
Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola
English Translation
It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas
Hit202      Flop57
Box Office Count: 145
Date Added: Apr 01, 2012
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Salman Khan in Wanted
Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?
English Translation
You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?
Hit169      Flop24
Box Office Count: 145
Date Added: Nov 22, 2011
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Mahesh Thakur in Aashiqui 2
Star toh wohi ban sakta hai ... jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar ... dil kahe seeti maar
English Translation
Only he can become a star ... who voice when you hear, whose song when you hear ... your heart says to whistle
Hit166      Flop23
Box Office Count: 143
Date Added: Jul 15, 2013


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