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Husband & Wife Dialogues

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# 1
Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon
I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault
# 2
Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife
An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... bloody he is not picking up the phone, when his wife is calling
# 3
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
# 4
Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night
# 5
Beti pati ke pallu se pallu bandhkar agni ke jitne phere leti hai ... baap ka haq utna hi gunah kam ho jaata hai ... aur pati ka haq utne hi gunah zyada
The number of rounds around the fire a daughter takes with her husband tying their scarfs together ... that much right of the father decreases ... and that much right of the husband increases
# 6
Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar
It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds
# 7
Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo
Go go go, lets quickly separate the money from the husband
# 8
Tawaifon ki taqdeer mein shauhar nahin hote
Prostitutes do not have a husband in their destiny
# 9
Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife
An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... you are worrying about me, as if you are my wife
# 10
Pati patni sirf bistar nahin baantte ... zindagi baantte hai
Husband wife not only share the bed ... they share life
# 11
Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi
A wife can live without her husband ... but not without her maid
# 12
Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao
I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife
# 13
Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai
A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes, changes his house in half an hour, changes his business in an hour ... and in a couple of hours changes his wife
# 14
Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon
Every wife in this world has definitely thought at some point or the other ... as to how can she get rid of her husband forever
# 15
Koi mard kisi kulta ke maang mein apne naam ka sindoor bardaasht nahi kar sakta
No man can tolerate the vermilion of his name in the hair parting of a promiscuous woman
# 16
Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"
My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"
# 17
Teen tarah ki jung world famous hai ... pati aur patni ke beech ... pani aur petrol ke beech ... aur India aur Pakistan ki cricket match ke beech
Three types of battles are world famous ... between a husband and a wife ... between water and petrol ... and a cricket match between India and Pakistan
# 18
Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali
If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse
# 19
Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya par jata hai ... tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai
When a troublesome shadow falls on a husband ... then it is the wife who protects him
# 20
Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai
Love in the eyes of a wife and a weapon in the hands of a girlfriend ... are both only for the purpose of showing
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