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# 161
Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai
In our village even before they teach you how to wipe your ass ... they teach you how to use a pistol
# 162
Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela
Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the assistant and one for the crotch
# 163
Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai
There are two types of friends ... one whom we can call at 2am in the night ... and you know that they will be there for you ... and second whom we call only at 2am in the night
# 164
Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai
One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough
# 165
There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand
There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand
# 166
Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body
# 167
Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi
If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside
# 168
(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar
(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love
# 169
(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai
(You have a months time, just one month) ... Sir, I know how to count a month ... every time it comes, it leaves making me red
# 170
Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega
I will kick you in such a place that ... for the entire life you will be scared of going to your wife
# 171
Sikka hila toh pass!
You pass if the coin moves!
# 172
Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi
Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her
# 173
Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon
I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face
# 174
Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai
There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness
# 175
Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!
If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!
# 176
'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye
Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker
# 177
Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga
I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child
# 178
I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body
I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body
# 179
Aapki aankhon mein dekha toh irradon mein badmashiyan aa gayi
My intentions became naughty when I looked in your eyes
# 180
Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta
No one pees here lightly
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