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Arshad Warsi

# 1

Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge

I will shoot so many bullets in his ass ... that his kids will be born of brass
# 2

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll
# 3

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

We are already inside ... how much more inside can we go
# 4

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Brother, I won't lie ... but you can
# 5

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

Brother what room is this ... it ends as it starts
# 6

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Two creations of God are mindblowing ... sexy girls and very sexy girls
# 7

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?
# 8

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

We have vacated 115 houses ... done 52 kidnappings ... must have broken at least 250 bones ... but never went behind bars ... first time, first time we said sorry to someone ... and direct behind bars
# 9

Life mein jab time kam rehta hai na ... double jeene ka, double

In life when you have less time ... live double, double
# 10

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

If you have college then I have knowledge
# 11

Bhai ... tension nahin lene ka bhai

Brother ... don't take tension brother
# 12

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd
# 13

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over
# 14

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Do you know who is the father of Superman, Batman and Spiderman? ... Hanuman
# 15

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart
# 16

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

What save me save me you are shouting ... are we raping you? ... you should shout police police
# 17

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon
# 18

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Your love is love ... and my love is sex
# 19

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol
# 20

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you
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