When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun

I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

Sometimes the devil is below you ... sometimes you're below the devil ... too much fun

Now mine's hanging!

First they were only friends ... but now they've become a gay couple

Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man

We both have the talent on us below, that God has gifted us ... we should not waste it

God gives someone a big heart ... and god gives someone a big brain ... but use your brain and ask your heart ... as to what has god given you

If you give respect to a girl ... only then she'll make love with you

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Values are not only made by just wearing or removing clothes ... and that's the naked truth

Since childhood whatever we have done, we have done it together ... we lived together, we drank together ... we sat on the swing together ... we shook the plant together

Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms

Don't make noise ... or else I'll make you stand

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Coffee or dinner, whatever fills your stomach ... can we go on a date?

Flowers and stars, all are saying that ... I have never worn soo many clothes