If we ask for sex from our wife then we're beggars ... if we don't give her sex then we're cruel ... and if we somehow hack our way into attaining sex from her then we're rapist as well

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

On the tree of your body ... a new flower of youth has blossomed

Without clothes all girls, black or white look the same

When the girl on the ground gets angry ... then she will rip your pants off

In India until cinema is there ... people will keep becoming fools

I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

If you act smart then I'll break your b*lls

You test drove with me and you're taking my best friend home

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

First get to know, then slowly slowly friendship, then love romance ... then etc. etc.

In this world people are not good or bad ... they are either sensible or idiots

Youth is to taste ... not to waste

Everyone says that we are enemies ... but if you ask me then the numbers are 36-24-36

Her morning is telling the story of her night

Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Are these lips or a vacuum cleaner ... atleast give me my tongue back

What I want ... the fun for that, only comes in the night