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Tusshar Kapoor

# 1

Dosti ka koi mazhab nahi hota

Friendship has no religion
# 2

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun
# 3

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value
# 4

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Olympic games believe that forget win or lose, play with pride ... and I believe that to hell with pride and play with life ... either take a life or give one
# 5

Tu ya toh maarega ya toh marwayega ... marwa diya toh gham nahi ... lekin agar maara toh phir hum kisise kum nahi

You will either kill me or get me killed ... if you get me killed then its fine ... but if you try to kill me then remember, I am no else either
# 6

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega

If you don't get killed ... then one day you will reach great heights
# 7

Jail mein ladna, marna, maarna sab maaf hai ... mooh kholna maaf nahi hai

In jail it is ok to fight, die and kill ... but it is not ok to open your mouth
# 8

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking
# 9

Tanhai, aasoon, udasi ... baat hai zara si ... aur tum itni khafa si

Loneliness, tears, sadness ... it's just a small thing ... and you are so much annoyed
# 10

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Bloody he has so much muscles that he can smash anyone
# 11

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack
# 12

Denhar koi aur hai, devat hai din rain ... log bharam humpe kare, aasoon neeche nain

The real giver is someone else (not me), who gives enough to be given away ... people think I'm giving, hence I'm ashamed and I keep my eyes low
# 13

Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

Even though the heart is on the left ... but its decisions are always right
# 14

Hawaon mein ab toh kiss karta hoon ... har taraf tujhko miss karta hoon

Now I kiss in the air ... and I miss you everywhere
# 15

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Sometimes the devil is below you ... sometimes you're below the devil ... too much fun
# 16

Aulad toh saath janam lekar bhi maa baap ka karz nahi utaar sakti

Even after seven lives a child can't repay the debt to his parents
# 17

Aata majhi latakli!

Now mine's hanging!
# 18

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering
# 19

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it
# 20

Kisi bhi badi uljhan se nikalne ka sach hi raasta hota hai

Only truth is the way out from any big problem
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