After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute

Your love is love ... and my love is sex

Balls! Balls! ... you guys cannot hurt me

(He's not going to turn around) ... people in the 90's used to wait for someone to turn around ... I was just checking out his a**

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Don't worry ... I won't give you a reason to complain

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

Brother, there is only a threads difference between a fool and a dumbass ... on one end of the thread is the fool and on the other is the dumbass ... and brother if you break that thread it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass

You're ready to lose your life but you won't let the intercourse happen

Ravi Kumar is very strong with his loincloth ... on the bed he doesn't take anything other than sleep

Sex is the answer to all problems ... Sir, it's the solution to life ... it's the only one thing for which you don't have to think, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Come a little above the sperm ... there is a thing called heart

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

People who drop someone to the room sometimes come inside the room

Hey you 'V' 'O' ... your mother's husband

Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

Science knows the body ... not the soul