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Chashme Baddoor (2013)


Chashme Baddoor (2013)
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Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Release Year - 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
English Translation
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
Hit783      Flop142
Box Office Count: 641
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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2234
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
English Translation
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
Hit386      Flop83
Box Office Count: 303
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
English Translation
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
Hit337      Flop49
Box Office Count: 288
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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2235
Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
English Translation
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
Hit311      Flop44
Box Office Count: 267
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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2236
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
English Translation
She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow
Hit285      Flop57
Box Office Count: 228
Date Added: Mar 09, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
English Translation
A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night
Hit199      Flop29
Box Office Count: 170
Date Added: Apr 14, 2013
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2496
Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Buddies you are my chaddies
English Translation
Buddies you are my shorts
Hit137      Flop22
Box Office Count: 115
Date Added: Apr 14, 2013
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Anupam Kher in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
English Translation
What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells
Hit124      Flop23
Box Office Count: 101
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi
English Translation
I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow
Hit70      Flop12
Box Office Count: 58
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai
English Translation
Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day
Hit64      Flop13
Box Office Count: 51
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"
English Translation
Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"
Hit60      Flop12
Box Office Count: 48
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?
English Translation
It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?
Hit52      Flop5
Box Office Count: 47
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Siddharth Narayan in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat
English Translation
She has the smile of Madhuri, the magic of Juhi, the mischief of Sridevi ... and she is covered Mallika Sherawat
Hit53      Flop12
Box Office Count: 41
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
3352
Siddharth Narayan in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha
English Translation
Never underestimate 3 things in life ... love, sex and betrayal
Hit47      Flop9
Box Office Count: 38
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better
English Translation
When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better
Hit45      Flop8
Box Office Count: 37
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai
English Translation
In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"
Hit42      Flop6
Box Office Count: 36
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge
English Translation
Even if I die I will apply the ointment and go ... and when I go I won't break my friends heart, I will get in my friends heart and go
Hit41      Flop6
Box Office Count: 35
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
3334
Anupam Kher in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
English Translation
Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes
Hit35      Flop5
Box Office Count: 30
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
3341
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai
English Translation
You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman
Hit28      Flop7
Box Office Count: 21
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys
English Translation
Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys
Hit29      Flop10
Box Office Count: 19
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
3335
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya
English Translation
She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one
Hit28      Flop9
Box Office Count: 19
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai
English Translation
How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child
Hit23      Flop6
Box Office Count: 17
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
You're the one jispe atka hai mann
English Translation
You're the one on whom my heart is stuck
Hit21      Flop5
Box Office Count: 16
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Siddharth Narayan in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses
English Translation
There are no classes for kiss ... it's just a hit with the masses
Hit24      Flop9
Box Office Count: 15
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
3346
Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai
English Translation
I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty
Hit26      Flop11
Box Office Count: 15
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita
English Translation
One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart
Hit19      Flop4
Box Office Count: 15
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Bharati Achrekar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai
English Translation
They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other
Hit23      Flop8
Box Office Count: 15
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye
English Translation
Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart
Hit22      Flop8
Box Office Count: 14
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine
English Translation
When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine
Hit16      Flop2
Box Office Count: 14
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi
English Translation
She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character
Hit20      Flop7
Box Office Count: 13
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?
English Translation
What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?
Hit17      Flop4
Box Office Count: 13
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Anupam Kher in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
English Translation
He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains
Hit19      Flop7
Box Office Count: 12
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Anupam Kher in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
English Translation
From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother
Hit16      Flop6
Box Office Count: 10
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Divyendu Sharma in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai
English Translation
Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top
Hit17      Flop8
Box Office Count: 9
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013
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Ali Zafar in Chashme Baddoor (2013)
What Raniji can't ... I can!
English Translation
What Raniji can't ... I can!
Hit14      Flop6
Box Office Count: 8
Date Added: Jul 18, 2013

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