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Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Release Year - 2013
# 1
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
# 2
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
# 3
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
# 4
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
# 5
Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow
# 6
Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night
# 7
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells
# 8
Buddies you are my chaddies
Buddies you are my shorts
# 9
Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi
I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow
# 10
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"
Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"
# 11
Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?
It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?
# 12
Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai
Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day
# 13
Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge
Even if I die I will apply the ointment and go ... and when I go I won't break my friends heart, I will get in my friends heart and go
# 14
Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat
She has the smile of Madhuri, the magic of Juhi, the mischief of Sridevi ... and she is covered Mallika Sherawat
# 15
Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha
Never underestimate 3 things in life ... love, sex and betrayal
# 16
Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai
I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty
# 17
When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better
When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better
# 18
Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya
She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one
# 19
Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai
In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"
# 20
Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys
Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys
# 21
Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi
She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character
# 22
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes
# 23
Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses
There are no classes for kiss ... it's just a hit with the masses
# 24
Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains
# 25
Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai
You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman
# 26
Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai
They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other
# 27
Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai
How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child
# 28
Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai
Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top
# 29
You're the one jispe atka hai mann
You're the one on whom my heart is stuck
# 30
Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother
# 31
Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita
One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart
# 32
Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?
What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?
# 33
Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine
When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine
# 34
Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye
Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart
# 35
What Raniji can't ... I can!
What Raniji can't ... I can!
Song Lyrics - Chashme Baddoor (2013)
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