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Anupam Kher

# 1
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells
# 2
Mohabbat ka naam aaj bhi mohabbat hai ... yeh na kabhi badli hai aur na kabhi badlegi
Even today the name of love is love ... it has never changed and it will never change
# 3
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti
Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight
# 4
Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai
To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family
# 5
Sachcha pyar kabhi khali haath wapas nahi aata hai
True love never comes back empty handed
# 6
Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai
You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain
# 7
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes
# 8
Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains
# 9
Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya karte ... unka apmaan hota hai
Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored
# 10
Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother
# 11
Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti
In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen
# 12
Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya
He is our hero ... one phone call came and he got diarrhea
# 13
Main jaanta tha ek na ek din yeh ladka meri izzat ki bajjiyan talega ... woh bhi mitti ke tel mein
I knew it that one day this boy will fry and destroy my dignity ... and that to with kerosene
# 14
Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai
The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak
# 15
Maafi se pyar badhta hai
Love grows with an apology
# 16
Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye ... nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai
If a boy has to see a film then he must see it with a girl only ... otherwise it is an insult of the film, insult of the theater and insult of the entire audience in the theater
# 17
Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai
I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry
# 18
Aaj rajneeti mein sabko insecurity hai ... is liye sabko security hai
Today in politics everyone is insecure ... that's why everyone has security
# 19
Taqleef is baat ki nahi ki log mar jaate hai ... taqleef is baat ki hai ki log zinda rehkar bhi nahi jeete
I'm not troubled by the fact that people die ... I'm troubled by the fact that people don't live when they are alive
# 20
Udaan pankhon se hoti na toh mor sabse ooncha udhta ... udaan hoti hai hausalon se
If wings were used to fly then a peacock would have flown the highest ... flight happens with ambitions
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