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# 1
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega
When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun
# 2
Agar tujh jaise bhai aur pehda ho jaye ... toh is duniya se Rakhi ka tyohar mitt jayega
If more brothers like you are born ... then the festival of Rakhi will get erased from this world
# 3
Holi kab hai ... kab hai Holi, kab?
When is Holi ... when is Holi, when?
# 4
Issi ghar mein aayegi aap ki doli ... and wishing you a very happy Holi
You will get married in this house ... and wishing you a very happy Holi
# 5
Tum har saal Raavan ko isliye jalate ho, kyun ki tum jaante ho ... woh kabhi nahin marta
You burn Raavan every year, because you know that ... he never dies
# 6
Diwali kab hai ... kab hai Diwali!
When is Diwali ... when is Diwali!
# 7
Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin
You like to play Holi ... but your water gun is useless
# 8
Ramzan mein bhi toh "Ram" hota hai ... aur Diwali mein "Ali"
In Ramzan there is God "Ram" ... and in Diwali there is God "Ali"
# 9
Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali
If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse
# 10
Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi kheli ... magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi
I've never played Holi all my life ... but now I will play Holi with blood
# 11
Agar roze nahi rakhe ... toh phir Eid ka kya maza
If you don't fast ... then there's no fun in celebrating Eid
# 12
Barood ke canister pe behet ke Diwali nahi manayi jaati hai ... barood ke canister se manayi jaati hai
You don't celebrate Diwali by sitting on the canister of gunpowder ... you celebrate by using the canister of gunpowder
# 13
Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega
In Christmas everyone says that Santa Claus will come ... but everyone knows that no one will come
# 14
Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh
Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival
# 15
Shaadi na hi ek contract hai, na hi koi utsav hai ... agar utsav hai toh logon ke liye hai ... shaadi do aatmaon do dilon ka mel hai ... jisme do jan bharpoor zindagi saath saath jeete hai aur saath saath marte hai
Marriage is not a contract, neither a festival ... if it's a festival then it's for others ... marriage is a union of two souls two hearts ... in which two people live life together to the fullest and die together
# 16
Kal hum Holi khelenge ... lekin is Holi mein gulaal ki bajai dhuna udhega ... pichkariyon mein se rang nahi, bandookon mein se goliyan niklengi ... geeton ki jagah cheekein ... aur laaj ki jagah laashein tadapengi
Tomorrow I'll play Holi ... but in this Holi instead of colour powder, smoke will fly ... bullets will come out from guns instead of colour from water toys ... screams instead of songs ... and bodies will drop instead of modesty
# 17
Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota
Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel
# 18
Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde
By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself
# 19
Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?
Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?
# 20
Yeh Kamasutra ka desh hai ... joh hum mein apne shareer ka, apni aatma ka, apni kamana ka, apni manavata ka utsav manana sikhata hai
This is the country of Kamasutra ... which teaches us to celebrate the festival of our body, our soul, our wish, our humanity
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