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Grand Masti

Release Year - 2013
# 1

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!
# 2

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"
# 3

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night
# 4

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace
# 5

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?
# 6

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

I hope his joke does not get us in trouble
# 7

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired
# 8

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body
# 9

Don't horny me!

Don't horny me!
# 10

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty
# 11

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives
# 12

Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap

Wherever sin stands up ... I will cut it with the axe
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