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Grand Masti

Release Year - 2013
# 1
Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!
Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!
# 2
Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"
My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"
# 3
Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota
I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night
# 4
Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai
Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace
# 5
Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?
Is this your backside or Vijayawada?
# 6
Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de
I hope his joke does not get us in trouble
# 7
Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon
Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired
# 8
Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body
# 9
Don't horny me!
Don't horny me!
# 10
Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai
You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty
# 11
Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai
Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives
# 12
Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap
Wherever sin stands up ... I will cut it with the axe
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