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# 41
Pati patni aur woh ke khele mein ... woh toh saala us gap ka naam hai ... joh pati aur patni apne beech mein aa jaane dete hai, khud hi
In the game of husband, wife, and the other woman ... the other woman is the name of that gap ... which the husband and the wife create between them, by themselves
# 42
Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon
I am a slightly romantic person ... and I have stopped flirting after marriage ... that's why I live around by romancing with my wife
# 43
Agar tumhare maathey ki bindiya aur maang ka sindoor, suhaag ki nishani nahi kalank hai ... toh mitta do isse
If the bindi on your forehead and the vermilion in the (hair) parting, is a sign of disgrace and not your husband ... then erase it
# 44
Aiye ji sunte ho aap bade woh hein
Hey listen you are very that
# 45
Achche pati mein achcha dost shayad na mile ... lekin achche dost mein achcha pati zaroor milta hai
May be you will not find a good friend in a good husband ... but you will definitely find a good husband in a good friend
# 46
Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye
One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife
# 47
Jis tarah parayi biwi apne ghar mein laane se apni nahi ho jaati na ... ussi tarah paraya music apne desh mein bajane se apna nahi ho jaata hai
Just like by bringing a stranger's wife in your house, she doesn't become yours ... just like that by playing foreign music in our country, it doesn't become ours
# 48
Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai
Customer is God ... but a wife is Goddess
# 49
Auraton par kabhi yakeen mat karna ... mardon ke liye woh maut hoti hai ... kubool kare toh shohar banakar maarti hai ... thukra de toh deewana banakar
Don't ever trust women ... they are death for the men ... if they accept you then they will kill you as a husband ... and if not then as a lover
# 50
Yeh mere patti nahi hai ... patti parmeshwar hai
He is not my husband ... he is my God-husband
# 51
Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye
If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house
# 52
Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi
Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her
# 53
Pati ke gunn dheere dheere pata chalna chahiye ... usse pyar dheere dheere bhadta hai
One should know her husbands talents slowly slowly ... with that love grows slowly slowly
# 54
Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye
A wife should definitely know how to cook well and how to sing well
# 55
Agni ke phere lene se koi bhi pati parmeshwar nahi ho jaata hai ... puja karvani ho toh parmeshwar banke dikhana padta hai
Just by going around the fire a husband doesn't turn into god .... if you want to be prayed then you'll have to become a god and show
# 56
Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle
It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man
# 57
Tum woh badnaseeb aurat ho joh pati ke hote hue patni na ban saki ... aulad ke hote hue maa na ban saki ... nawasi ke hote hue nani na ban saki
You're that unfortunate woman who inspite of having a husband couldn't become a wife ... who inspite of having a child couldn't become a mother ... who inspite of having a grand-daughter couldn't become a grandmother
# 58
Ek pati jab apni patni se nazaren churane lagta hai ... toh aurat samajh jaati hai ki uski grahasti ki buniyaad ko deemak lag chuka hai
When a husband is not able to look into the eyes of his wife ... then the wife understands that termites have taken over the foundation of her house
# 59
Pita ka hukum manna beti ka farz hai ... lekin patni ko pati se alag rehne ka hukum agar bhagwan bhi de ... toh usse bhi thukra dena patni ka dharam hai
It is the duty of a daughter to obey her father's order ... but even if God gives an order to a wife to stay away from her husband ... then it is the religion of the wife to reject that order
# 60
Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai
Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site
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