Please forgive me ... and clean the dirt of my sins with your broom of honesty

Keep money in your hand ... with a smile on your lips

Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

People like you are a curse to this country

You stole the chicken from the butcher ... and you spread the news with a burp

If you come across a snake and a honest person together ... then kill the honest person first

In this country doing a good deed is the biggest mistake

Those who walk on the sands of crime don't leave behind the marks of their footsteps

Less risk and less profit is called as business ... more risk and more profit is called as gambling ... but less risk and more profit is called as opportunity

In this world nothing sells more than religion

It's my principle to live with pride and to die quietly

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

I was only taking your photo ... but you are shooting a film on me

To rule it is important for a tiger to sacrifice goats

Oh my God ... is she a wife or bad luck

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law ... with your gifted hands make rice and with that daal ... 4 to 5 parathe ... and 1 or 2 cooked vegetables ... don't trouble yourself more

Total destruction!

Water on your pants and out of control youth can dishonour you

When I play "gaa" then it sounds like "saa", when I play "paa" then it sounds like "maa" ... basically I get screwed even before I play anything