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# 101
Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao
If you are caught taking a bribe ... then give a bribe and come out of it
# 102
Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag
The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head
# 103
Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad
A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons
# 104
Bal se kiya hua kaam balaatkar hota hai
Anything done with force is like a rape
# 105
Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho
A person commits such a crime only in two conditions of life ... first if he is in debt to someone and second when he is in love with someone
# 106
Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai
At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing
# 107
Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge
I will make so many holes in your body ... that bloody even after dying you will play like a flute
# 108
Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya
Both of them found an auspicious moment ... and decided to get divorced
# 109
Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge
Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you
# 110
Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai
This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich
# 111
Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... toh mushkil ko mauka bana aur maar de chauka
Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... so turn your problems into an opportunity and smash the hell out of them
# 112
Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega
People sweated a lot while they worked for you ... but you turned out to be a big rascal ... you had said that you'll give respect ... but who knew that you'll get us in trouble as well
# 113
Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun
I'm not in the habit of saying a lot ... listen to what I'm saying and listen carefully to what I'm not saying
# 114
Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai
Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car
# 115
Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai
I have never handled so much disrespect at once in life
# 116
Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola
You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola
# 117
Sabse gehra zakhm wohi log de sakte hai ... joh khud gehri chot khaye huye hai
Only those people can give deep wounds ... who themselves have deep wounds
# 118
Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi
Brother, prison is my in-laws home ... everyday there will be a party with dancer girls
# 119
Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai
The fart of elders is like blessings for the young ones
# 120
Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai
Whether the municipality tap pours water or not ... there's always water flowing from her eyes
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