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# 1
Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye
Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains
# 2
Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up
Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up
# 3
Badshah ke paas badshah nahi aayega toh kya ghulam aayega
If a king won't get a king then, will he get a jack or what
# 4
Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai
When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment
# 5
Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge
They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool
# 6
Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota
Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi
# 7
Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan
Is he is person or a mutton shop
# 8
Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi
A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange
# 9
Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai
Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also
# 10
Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa
Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind
# 11
Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai
Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode
# 12
Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang
You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs
# 13
Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai
The shorter the clothes ... the bigger the success
# 14
Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh
My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking
# 15
Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai
There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange
# 16
Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum
People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless
# 17
Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai
Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones
# 18
Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai
Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures
# 19
Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein
Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach
# 20
Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai
You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista
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