Our friendship is like tire and tube ... your air goes away and I stop down

When people were dancing in Laila's courtyard ... Majnu danced like crazy and he became lame

I had heard about bones mixed with meat ... how come this whole goat came along

I have seen very big people ... but none bigger than you

Sleep is like a girlfriend ... if you don't give time to it, then it gets upset and leaves

Only he can become a star ... who voice when you hear, whose song when you hear ... your heart says to whistle

Can you see the pain of the heart from outside? ... you cannot see the pain of the heart from outside

Love is blind ... and people who fall in love, are worse than that

The basic concept of marriage itself has a catch

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Oh brother do laugh at times

This is Baburao's style

If you didn't get the original Reebok (shoes) then you're alright with the duplicate

(My dictionary doesn't have the word impossible in it) ... Alright ... from where did you buy such an useless dictionary?

There is anger on your face, cursing going on in your heart ... you even shot a bullet ... but still both your hands are empty

Boyfriends are like films ... some are just a time pass and some are blockbusters

These hands are like a hammer ... if it falls on your face ... then your teeth will come out like popcorn

I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

Nowadays love has become like a maid ... she comes, rings the bell, does her work and goes away

In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh