Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

I had left for a vacation ... and you made me go crazy

Bloody I put him down, but he is still talking

Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft

I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything

I was born hot!

I will attack in such a manner that even Shakuni uncle will be embarrassed

I don't run after girls ... girls run after me

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body

Not even the holy men are honest today ... I am atleast a devil

You're welcome madam!

This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste

She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart

Count every note with your spit ... he may not be, but we are traditional rascals

Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen