It is the most fun when you are doing it for the first time

If you don't get married in time ... then a man gets wandered

We are already inside ... how much more inside can we go

In the school that you have learned all this ... that school's principal takes tuition from me even today

A jackal who chews bones ... does not become a tiger by shouting

This is a hand or a hammer ... who is this spider in the colony of bugs

I was sleeping in your heart, why did you wake me up ... where did you get the card from, to dial my number

I don't talk like this to girls of that kind

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

Friends make fun of you anytime ... friends make you drink alcohol saying it's a cold drink ... friends make you meet with aunties saying she is their girlfriend ... but no matter how bad they are, you remember them a lot

Love is not good for my health

I want that, you should want that, you shouldn't go

Brother, I won't lie ... but you can

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

If I leave today's work for tomorrow ... then today will feel bad

Your aunt has bought a lot of uncles outside

You are a rowdy girl from the street!

Until you love them, they all keep you happy ... the problem starts once you fall in love

I don't have a heart in my chest ... I have courage ... and that never breaks