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Release Year - 2009
# 1
Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first
# 2
Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi
Be capable my son, capable ... success will follow you no matter what
# 3
Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa
Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken egg
# 4
Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai
You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles
# 5
Aal izz well ... Aal izz well
All is well ... All is well
# 6
Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai
Exams are one to many, but father is mostly only one
# 7
Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam
A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable
# 8
Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo
It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer
# 9
Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye
In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other
# 10
Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi
How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen
# 11
Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo
My lord you are great ... please accept my offering
# 12
Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai
Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between
# 13
Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai
Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it
# 14
Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?
Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?
# 15
Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai
I was teaching you how to teach
# 16
Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!
Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!
# 17
Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga
Come out, otherwise I will do urine expulsion on your door
# 18
Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai
I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs
# 19
Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye
Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq
# 20
Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon
You may keep your job ... and I'll keep my attitude
# 21
Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai
Millimeter has now become centimeter
# 22
No place for mootra visarjan in this country
No place for peeing in this country
# 23
Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega
Son, in a few days cottage cheese will be sold at a jewelery shop in small small pouches
# 24
Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga
Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday
# 25
Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai
This bloody guy is responsible for global warming
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