Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

This is a modern marriage ... by signing in the court you can get married, by signing you can get a divorce ... that day is not far away when children will be born just by signing

Marriage is a bond of 7 rebirths ... I've finished the quota of my mistakes in half a life itself ... now I only want to give you love for the remaining 6.5 rebirths

This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

Remember the two golden rules of marriage ... rule no.1 don't do anything that will make your partner sad ... rule no. 2 even if you do something then don't let anyone come to know about it

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Marriage is not the union of two bodies ... it's the union of two souls

Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside

Marriage may be an incident for husbands ... but marriage is a beautiful incident for wife's

Is this a wedding going on or a TV serial about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ... it's just not ending

The daughter of Harparsad will blossom and grow ... but the father has destroyed his life by getting married

The biggest side effect of love is ... marriage

Nowadays parents are only needed to finalize the marriage date and to book the wedding venue

When the Englishmen show our wedding they call it "Monsoon Wedding" ... and when Indians show the wedding they call it "Soon-Soon Wedding" ... which means quick engagement and quick wedding

Father-in-law, start the preparations for the wedding ... because your daughter now belongs to us

There is only one advantage of getting married ... that even if a person goes to hell after dying ... then it feels like heaven

Everyone gives auspicious knowledge about marriage at some time or the other ... but more important than auspicious knowledge is auspicious love

Romance doesn't happen looking at the time ... romance also happens by itself, just like divorce

Only one friend was left, and now even he is getting married ... with me every girl is running away from the wedding, and that's called as destruction

I've never tied a wedding necklace on someone ... you may be scared and shouting, but I'll tie it on you only