It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

You both brother and sister have made me go crazy

Songs of Kishore Kumar and the national anthem of India ... you should never leave them in between

Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

The staff makes the boss ... the boss doesn't make the staff

In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Relationships become strong by emotions and not by time ... sometimes even after knowing someone for a year we still don't know what our heart wants ... and sometimes in one moment we consider someone to be our life partner

We may not have power in our hands and feets ... but we are not less than anyone

If you want to sleep peacefully then wake up!

You pretend to be crippled in front of everyone ... and in reality you run like Milkha Singh

Coffee or dinner, whatever fills your stomach ... can we go on a date?

Dude I had heard about valet parking ... but this turned out to be valley parking