Hukumat karne waale ke haath se taqat aur aurat ke haath se jab mard nikal jaata hai ... toh woh dono zyada der tak chup nahi reh sakte

Jab tum tana maarte ho ... toh teer ki tarah aar paar ho jaata hai

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Agar aapne aainda hum mein aap kehkar nahi pukara ... toh hum aapko aaisa girra hua shabd kehkar pukarenge ... ki aap zindagi bhar apni hi nazaron se girre rahenge

Hasne waalo ko kabhi kabhi rona bhi padta hai

Twenty20 mein runs aur zindagi mein paisa ... aana zaroori hai ... kaise aa raha hai no one bothers

Joh log kam bolte hai na ... un mein yaadon ka ek jwalamukhi bhara hota hai ... jis mein woh jalte rehte hai, jalte rehte hai

Pyar kya hai yeh toh main nahi jaanta ... lekin itna zaroor jaanta hoon ki jab koi gair tumhe apne aap se zyada apna lagne lage ... toh ussi ko pyar kehte hai

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Bewakoof dost se samajhdar dushman zyada achcha hota hai