There's never a single reason for a broken relationship ... it's just that it's the tiredness from a lot of incomplete fights

Your mother sings so many prayers that ... I fear one day God himself will appear in front of us and request that ... please stop playing all these makeshift musical instruments ... because people are unable to sleep in heaven

It's not a good thing to suppress ... neither emotion, nor motion

When the biceps of father and son become the same size ... then they become friends

Being married is a very tough thing ... it's tough like living in a cave of a vegetarian tigress ... she won't eat you because she's vegetarian ... but she'll keep roaring and scaring you ... oow, oow

Mogambo at least becomes happy at times ... but these wives will never be happy

Like a caterpillar turns into a beautiful butterfly ... wives are opposite ... they turn from a butterfly into a caterpillar

When father and son both agree ... then today we'll open a bottle of Yamazaki

Do know what's the biggest festival in the world ... a wife ... because you have to pacify her all the time

If there's love in marriage then there's agreement as well ... if there's company then there's fighting as well ... but where there's no respect, no faith ... then that marriage won't survive

A pigeon was lying down in a bar after drinking whiskey ... and if you my son take your mother from here, then I'll beat the hell out of you

Only two things in life can freshen up a person ... one is potty, and second is party

A man can either be married or be happy ... he can never be both