When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

When you give a difficult task to a lazy person ... then somehow or the other he will find an easy way to do it

If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

To be idle ... is big work

I met you because of my luck ... and mutual funds are subject to market risk

Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months

Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

The finger is a wrong one ... but the emotions are the same

Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

Only two things in life can freshen up a person ... one is potty, and second is party