Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

Telephone is a bad thing ... from the other side a person thinks something, says something else and does totally something else

These honest people are very rogue ... they don't understand the language of honesty

Grandma is savoury and grandpa is naughty ... how long will I stay at my parents place, I have to go to Ram's house

Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

I have an old relationship with the red light ... it has always been behind me ... today it is ahead

You're a useless and hopeless person ... who is an enemy of my life

The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

The lesson that you learn when your ears are pulled ... is remembered forever

Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

I feel that a girl can be impressed faster when you talk in English ... just say I love you and then a kiss happens right after that

I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

Even when it comes to debauchery ... I don't look to do it for free

The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

I am very allergic to tears

Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni on this side

Do you always talk nonsense like this or is it some special occasion today?

To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

On this side of the college gate we make life to dance ... and on the other side of the gate life makes us dance

Generally people of my generation plan and then do the work ... but smart people like me plan as we do the work