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Rajpal Yadav

# 1
Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi
It is snowing and there is no drink in my hand ... make me drink ... I have nothing to do
# 2
Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!
You won't die ... you will rot!
# 3
Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai
Am I the bell in the temple that anyones comes and hits me
# 4
Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein
The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper
# 5
Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?
Who did this mischief ... who is Mr. Ganguly in between us?
# 6
Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai
When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies
# 7
Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi
Now that your work is done you don't even recognize me ... you've got the girl, so you don't even know me
# 8
Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya
You ate in Mumbai, you drank in Mumbai, you woke up in Mumbai, you slept in Mumbai ... and your heart was not sad for once, when you were complaining about Vada Pav
# 9
Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai
The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar
# 10
Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah
Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here
# 11
Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?
Why did your face turn from a football into a tennis ball?
# 12
Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon
Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon
# 13
Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti
Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job
# 14
London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai
The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime
# 15
Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
The land is crying, the sky is crying ... this is nonsense, what's going on?
# 16
Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon
I'm a failure in stichting men's clothes ... that's why I'm a ladies tailor
# 17
Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra
Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra
# 18
Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi
Adam and Even started fashion
# 19
Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge
If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone
# 20
Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS
Now the world of lovers will get destroyed ... when this MMS (video message) will reach every house
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