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Masti


Masti
Masti
Release Year - 2004
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai
English Translation
Staying away half a second from you, turns me into half
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Ajay Devgan in Masti
Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab
English Translation
In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman
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Ajay Devgan in Masti
Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti
English Translation
In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men
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1074
Ajay Devgan in Masti
Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi
English Translation
If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also
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4865
Shahbaz Khan in Masti
Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge ... toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge
English Translation
If you do the mistake of forgetting me ... then you yourself will become a thought
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Ajay Devgan in Masti
Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan
English Translation
In this world there are 3 things that never get straight no matter how much you try ... a dogs tail ... the intention of our neighboring country ... and the neck that has been twisted by Sikandar's hand
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Aftab Shivdasani in Masti
Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet
English Translation
If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there
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Aftab Shivdasani in Masti
Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
English Translation
In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice
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Satish Shah in Masti
Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai
English Translation
You shouldn't pamper your wife a lot ... otherwise they'll become a headache
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering
English Translation
With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering
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Satish Shah in Masti
Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame
English Translation
Making love in the middle of the road ... what a shame
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Ajay Devgan in Masti
I hate crime and I hate criminals
English Translation
I hate crime and I hate criminals
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Ajay Devgan in Masti
Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai
English Translation
When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out
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Aftab Shivdasani in Masti
Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho
English Translation
You are great, you are God's blessing ... and you are the purpose of my living
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Archana Puran Singh in Masti
Parathe maange toh chaante milenge
English Translation
If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti
English Translation
Girl and poverty ... can't affect Meet at all
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
English Translation
Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai
English Translation
Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye
English Translation
Girls and date ... should be changed every morning
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai
English Translation
My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me
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Unknown in Masti
Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
English Translation
It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk
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Aftab Shivdasani in Masti
Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar
English Translation
Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh
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Vivek Oberoi in Masti
Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick
English Translation
If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick
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Aftab Shivdasani in Masti
Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla
English Translation
The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow
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Aftab Shivdasani in Masti
Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi
English Translation
One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner
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