If these guys keep money in the fridge ... then do make yogurt in the bank

Before life eats you ... you should drink life

Pain and pleasure ... she was an expert in giving both

You'll get many a girls ... but no one gets Laila for the second time

What you don't like is not important ... what is good is important

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

In life change your wife, change your house, change your car ... but never change your brand

Even a deaf person will throw you out of his house after listening to your song

Beer and chickpeas is a very deadly combination

A person does a mistake once ... the one who does the same mistake twice ... is a donkey

These names of cricketers are not safe ... tomorrow if they stop scoring runs ... then people will hit him with shoes