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Ritesh Deshmukh

# 1

Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saath ... meri har chinta, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai

With the departing life of all you people ... my every concern and stress also goes away
# 2

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!
# 3

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear
# 4

Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha hai ... kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do

Rather than living on false hopes ... it is better to live your entire life in someone's love
# 5

Zyadatar insaan pehda hota aam hai, jeeta aam hai, marta aam hai ... bade parde pe ya duniya mein na sahi ... kam se kam usse apne ghar pe, apne apno ke nazaron mein toh hero hona chahiye

Mostly a person is born as a common man, lives as a common man, dies as a common man ... so maybe not on the big screen or in the world ... but at least he should be a hero in his own house, in front of his dear ones
# 6

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai ... aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Every father has a father ... and we call him grandfather
# 7

Tu nikal apne sapne ke peeche ... aur jidhar bhi palatkar dekhegi na ... apan khada milega tere peeche

You go behind your dream ... and wherever you'll turn around and see ... you'll find me standing right behind you
# 8

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo ... ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Life gives us two choices ... open your hands and take what you get ... or else raise your hand and snatch what you want
# 9

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?
# 10

Aaj ke baad aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi milega

From today you won't get a chance to complain
# 11

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great
# 12

Ladne ke liye dolon ki nahi ... jigar ki zaroorat hoti hai

To fight you don't need muscles ... you need courage
# 13

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared
# 14

Life se badi school koi nahi hai ... aur is school mein har subject available hai

There is no bigger school than life ... and in this school every subject is available
# 15

Tum sabke dard mein mujhe khushi nahi milti ... sukoon milta hai

With the pain of all you people I don't get happiness ... I get peace
# 16

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind
# 17

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers
# 18

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less
# 19

Jahan sach na chale wahan jhoot sahi ... aur jahan haq na mile wahan loot sahi

Say the lie where truth is not accepted ... and steal where you don't get your right
# 20

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night
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