You are in my heart, soul, liver ... you are the fever that comes anytime ... and now you are in my life for forever

Everytime I drown in your beauitful eyes ... but not this time, wait I'll wear a swimming suit and be back

The camera has the reel, the photo has the feel ... but I am as it is good looking, so what's the big deal?

Love happens at the speed of a direct connection ... and that easily it logs out

A smily does not give the feeling ... what you get from looking into her eyes from across the class and smiling

Every morning the milk that I drink ... turns into cottage cheese after seeing you

Mogambo used to get happy seeing the chest hair of Anil Kapoor ... but she never get's happy

Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Roses are red, violets are blue ... lovers like me are very few

She has a wedding necklace on her neck and kamasutra in her eyes

I can die without you ... it's the truth ... and it's time for a smooch

It is said that make-up sex is the best

Oh keep quiet and say something!