I have been applying since so many days and you never replied ... today I didn't apply and you replied

A priest is standing outside the shop, and he wishes welfare of all ... neither friendship nor enmity with anyone at all

Are you guys clapping ... or distributing the cards for rummy

This world belongs to those who have money ... those who don't have money are nothing

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Always give blessings and every moment take a sigh ... do their work and my work as well

I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

If a young girl hits a young guy ... then the guy will die but his heart will keep on beating ... beating and beating

If a wife leaves then you can get another one ... you can get 36 in-laws ... but you can't find a true friend

The one who gets such a beautiful appreciator ... that person is very lucky

If you drink whiskey and soda ... then whiskey and soda will go inside and your life will come outside

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Who needs a mirror to see the beauty of an arm band ... the one who can read Urdu can comprehend Persian easily

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Dry jungle, wet mountain, and I swear on the magician ... if you come forward even one step then you'll turn into ash

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

He is such a bitter person that if he eats sugarcane and spits ... then even a mosquito won't sit on that