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| Aye bhai, bhai bahut khush lag raha hai bhai | Hey brother, you look very happy |
| Baat kya hai | What is the matter |
| Aye bhai hua kya, aye bhai hua kya | Hey brother, what happened |
| Aye bhai bol na yaar, hua kya | Hey brother, tell me what happened |
| Card chapwaale | Print the cards |
| Aye bhai hua kya | Hey brother, what happened |
| Suit silwaale | Get the suit stitched |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Bola na, samjho ho hi gaya | I told you, consider it done |
| Arre samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Pam pam pam samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
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| Aye bhai reverse mein kaiko story suna raha hai | Brother, why are you telling the story in reverse |
| Starting se sunao na | Tell me from the starting |
| Bhabhi ko ghumane ke liye kidhar leke gaya | Where did you take sister-in-law for the date |
| Arre kidhar mat pooch | Don't ask where |
| Yeh pooch kis mein le gaya, kis mein | Ask in what did I take her |
| Kis mein bhai | In what brother |
| Arre kissing car mein yaar | In a kissing car |
| Aye bhai side car suna, kalakar suna, bekar suna | I have heard about side car, performer, useless |
| Dakar bhi suna | I have also heard about a burp |
| Yeh kissing car kya hota hai | But what is this kissing car |
| Arre jis mein kiss karte hai yaar | It's a car in which you kiss |
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| Apun ko mil gayi arre ek kissing car | I found a kissing car |
| Back seat pe jee bharke kiya pyar | On the back seat we made love |
| Bhai driver ne mirror mein dekha renga | Brother, the driver must have seen in the mirror |
| Kaisa manage kiya | How did you manage that |
| Arre driver ko maine sau ka note dikhaya | I showed the driver a Rs.100 note |
| Usko susu karne ka idea tab aaya | Then he got the idea of going to pee |
| Arre bhai tu toh genius hai | Brother, you're a genius |
| Phir kya hua | Then what happened |
| Kabhi choomti idhar, kabhi choomti udhar | She kissed me here and there |
| Arre boli mere Munna itne saal the kidhar | She said Munna, where were you so many years |
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| Aise hua kya bhai | Brother, is this what happened |
| Arre samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Haan samjho ho hi gaya | Yes, consider it done |
| Arre samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
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| Uske baad kissing car kidhar muda bhai | Where did the kissing car turn after that |
| Picture ... nahin re | A movie ... no |
| Chinese hakka noodle ... nahin re | To eat chinese hakka noodle ... no |
| Circus, circus ... circus kaiko? | Circus, circus ... why a circus? |
| Arre circus mein sher hai na yaar ... toh? | In a circus you have a tiger ... so? |
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| Ring master ko ek sau ka note dikhaya | I showed the ring master a Rs.100 note |
| Usne zor se phir hunter ghumaya | Then he swung his hunter loudly |
| Hunter hunter se kya hua | What happened with a hunter |
| Sher ne kiya roar | The tiger roared |
| Woh lapki meri aur | She jumped on me |
| Phir sher ko main bola | Then I told the tiger |
| Aye mamu once more | Hey brother, once more |
| Aaila bhai sher ko mamu bol dala | Oh my, you called the tiger a brother |
| Phir kya hua | Then what happened |
| Darr se usne aise mujhko gale lagaya | Being scared she took me in her arms |
| Kya bataon Circuit arre kitna maza aaya | How can say it Circuit, how much I loved that |
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| Aise hua kya bhai | Brother, is this what happened |
| Haan samjho ho hi gaya | Yes, consider it done |
| Arre samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Abhe Circuit | Hey Circuit |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Arre samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
| Samjho ho hi gaya | Consider it done |
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| Aye bhai bol na hua kya haan | Hey brother tell me, did you guys do it |
