In candlelight your eyes look like ... the headlight of the police jeep

Don't look at the phone ... concentrate and drive your car

This is a time machine not a bike ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time

I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Just like an old cricketer becomes a commentator ... just like that an old car goes in the museum

Mumbai runs on two things ... one luck, and other local train

A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it

This cop is a bulldozer without any break ... once he starts then he doesn't stop

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

A car doesn't ... a driver wins a race

Meeting of two hearts on Eurail

When the car of life gets stuck on the platform of love ... then you should add some petrol in that car ... to make that car moving ahead

Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

Love is very strange ... when I drive at the speed of 200, then my heartbeats stay perfectly normal ... but today when I didn't see you for just 2 minutes, then my heartbeats were running at the speed of 200

We will eat love, we will wear love ... we will fill love in the petrol tank and drive the car

Why do guys ride a bike, to look macho ... why do they wear jeans, to look macho

My love is my house, my passion is my car and my purity is my bank balance

When a dog runs behind a car then ... does he want to buy the car or drive it?