In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

If a man bleeds like a woman for even half an hour ... then he's straight going to die

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Nowadays all boys are of one type ... eating in one place, drinking in another place and living in a different place

When a woman turns out to be a bitch ... then she turns a man into cow dung

A man is not someone who doesn't feel pain ... a man is someone who doesn't give pain to anyone, and neither does he allow anyone else to do that

If a woman can erase herself and become the dust of a man's feet ... then on being troubled she can also turn into a thorn and make his life difficult

A woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery

Heaven is in front of me, hence today you'll have problems ... giving the heart to anyone, is an old habit of men

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

If a girl is alone and that to as beautiful as you ... then forget the bad guys, even decent guys like me will jump on you

Father, brother, son, husband ... even man outside Begum Jaan's house is a chicken ... a three legged chicken

There are two things that are infinite in the world ... this universe and the ego of a man

Marriage is the price that a man pays for sex ... and sex is the price that a woman pays for marriage

Children of a real man do not play with the moral of a woman ... they play with the paws of a tiger

Men climb on the top ... and women only look up

A moustache is the pride of a man ... a man who doesn't have a moustache on his face, is not a man

One should not think a lot about the guys from Delhi ... or else unnecessarily the expectations become high