Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Kill him throw him ... turn him into biryani and eat him

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

When you can't remove clarified butter using both a straight and a crooked finger ... then you should adopt the middle solution

The engagement will be held on Monday, then Ganga's farewell ... and on this point sister-in-law, feed all of us sweets

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Fighting will only kill the enemy ... but by offering them water, it'll kill the enmity

First he used to drink alcohol, he used fight ... then he was Singham (lion) ... I made him leave all that and turned him into a chewing gum

The combined intoxication of women and alcohol is such that ... even the best of the best rulers have got ruined

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Alcohol is a bloody thing ... if you drink in friendship then it gives a friend ... if you drink in animosity then it kills

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

No one person can provide two meals a day to another person ... because food is provided by God ... who has given everyone two hands and said that ... tear apart the body of the earth and remove the food of your share