You feed milk to a snake only on the day of Naga Panchami ... if it enters the house on any other day, then you try kill it

Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

There's such a magic in the festival of Navratri that ... no one feels like it's even magic

Tomorrow I'll play Holi ... but in this Holi instead of colour powder, smoke will fly ... bullets will come out from guns instead of colour from water toys ... screams instead of songs ... and bodies will drop instead of modesty

This is the country of Kamasutra ... which teaches us to celebrate the festival of our body, our soul, our wish, our humanity

Your age is much less than my experience ... you haven't seen as many Diwali's, as many as I have seen the destruction of people like you who take bribes

I don't care if there are festivals in the world ... I'll reside alone beneath the loads of dust

Girls from Delhi dress up as if ... it is Diwali everyday

Every Lord Rama has his own Ravana ... every Lord Rama has his own festival of Dussehra

When happiness erases away from life ... then Diwali simply remains like a fire

Do know what's the biggest festival in the world ... a wife ... because you have to pacify her all the time